Y’all comin’ to Austin for some lovin’?
Bless your heart. Here are Austin’s most romantic hotels for couples. So, if y’all fixin’ on gettin’ some action, then these sexy love nests are just what you need. Start planning your romantic getaway in Austin now.
Romantic Hotels in Downtown Austin near Sixth Street
Get down and dirty at The Driskill. Austin’s original luxury hotel is just waiting for you to get busy on the balcony. Or bent over that antique writing desk. Imagine it, a hot summer night, doors open, lights on, you hearing the sounds of the street below, the streets below hearing your moans. This hotel has romantic history, LBJ quite possibly fingered the first lady here.
The Driskill is located right in the center of town on 6th street. It’s the perfect place for a romantic weekend in Austin.
Who doesn’t want to do it on a four-post bed? You can show off your pole dancin’, or just grab a pole and hang on. Commodore Perry Estate is a luxurious romantic hideaway only 3 miles from 6th Street. One of Austin’s finest hotels; it’s fancy as all get out. There’s something deliciously naughty about getting really nasty in a room this nice. So if you’re fixin’ ta fuck, make it a night to remember at Commodore Perry Estate.
Hotel ZaZa is a proper boutique hotel. Soft lighting creates a really romantic feel, and padded headboards as big as Texas offer a little protection if things get really wild. There are curtains you can ‘accidentally leave open if y’all fixin’ ta to put on a show. They even have a unique couples suite called ‘About last night’ stuffed with velvet and mirrors. Couples love this hotel, and this location.
W Austin got a sexy avant garde feel throughout the rooms and public spaces. Their cocktail bars will get you in the mood. Before you take things back to that love seat by the window. It’s seen more cowgirl action than the broken spoke.
Fairmont Austin is a an exhibitionists paradise. Book a room above the pool and get to get up against the window. You might even get mentioned in a review. This is a seriously nice hotel with great views from the rooms. So if letting people watch isn’t your thing, then get a room on a high floor or maybe just just use the bed.
The Westin Austin Downtown is perhaps most famous for its sexy rooftop bar. Relax with your partner by the firepit of show off some skin in the pool. A fantastic option for couples this luxurious 4 star hotel is a short walk from 6th Street. Oh and if shower sex is your thing you’ll love the showers at The Westin, the’re heavenly.
Conor suite, top floor, bottle of bubbles. This is the ultimate staycation hotel. Great spa, one of Austin best rooftops, huge choice of restaurants in the hotel, and in the excellent 2nd street location. Couples love this hotel.
Who doesn’t fancy a sneaky 3am dip in a rooftop pool under the fairy lights? Hilton Austin’s a short walk to dirty sixth, so it’s great if you’re in town to party. And you know when you’re done partyin’, you can retreat to the luxury of the Hilton.
Fully nude, pressed up against the floor to ceiling windows, looking out at the view, wondering if anyone’s looking the other way while you get pounded from behind. You know you’re gonna get it in this design hotel. And if your partner isn’t performing, you’re sure to find a new one at their rooftop pool and cocktail bar.
Austin Proper Hotel is a luxurious as it gets. Voted one of the best new hotels in North America in 2020. It is located in the Market District close to Shoal Bay and a short walk from West Sixth Street and its many great restaurants and bars.
A huge bed, floor to ceiling windows with a stunning view. It’s a turn on for most people. The LINE Austin is hot as fuck, and you will be too, so leave the lights on and put on a show for the cars on the bridge. They can’t really see you but don’t let that spoil the fantasy.
Four Seasons is the ultimate in large luxury hotels and Four Seasons Austin does not disappoint. With it’s huge windows and lovely lake views this is such a nice romantic hotel. Perfect for your wedding night, your honeymoon, or perhaps a night with a prostitute while you’re on a business trip.
Grab a corner suite at Kimpton Hotel Van Zandt. Just look at that window seat, those views. It’s such a romantic spot. You’ll love the city lights at night or the Fourth of July fireworks over the lake. Both of which can be enjoyed fully nude from the comfort of your bed.
From its stunning rooftop pool, to its modern, cosy, rooms Marriott Austin Downtown is set up for couples to enjoy each other while they enjoy Austin. So whether you’re looking for a staycation or y’all are travelling from out of town if it’s romance y’all are looking for then Marriott could just be the perfect hotel for you.
South Austin Love Nests
Just across the lake from downtown Austin, Hyatt Regency is famous for having Austin’s sexiest balconies. What better way to spend New Year, or 4th of July than with someone you love, or at least really like, and a bottle of champagne, on a very private balcony overlooking the lake. Let the fireworks begin!
You’ll be headin’ down south at South Congress Hotel if you know what we mean. These rooms are so stylish and sexy you’ll want to make use of every piece of furniture. And if you’re idea of a sexy time includes 7 other adults, then this is your place! They have a quadruple room with 4 x huge double bunk beds – that “sleeps” 8 adults all in one very stylish room; it’s perfect for swingers on a budget.
The Carpenter Hotel is way too classy for me to say anything crass about it.This is a really popular hotel for couples and it’s in a lovely part of town. They’ve got a great pool. And it’s a short walk to the park so if you want to get frisky outdoors and don’t mind homeless people watching it could be just the place.
Romantic Hotels at The Domain Northside
Archer Hotel at the Domain is one of Austin’s sexiest hotels. Just look at that bath. That huge 4 poster. Imagine the things you’re gonna do in that room. The things your partner is gonna do to you, when you’re handcuffed to the posts on that bed. Now book that hotel quick before you chicken out. make that fantasy real
Romantic Getaways in the Texas Hill Country
Push that chair right up against the widow and and enjoy the view while you go at it like Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business. Omni Barton Creek Resort and Spa is golf, spa, wedding resort. Great pool, and really nice but it’s basically the anti-Austin, there’s nothing weird about it. So you’ll have to bring the kink.
Sonesta Bee Cave Austin
Sonesta Bee Cave Austin is just waiting for you and your honey. This beautiful new Hill Country hotel has stunning views of the Texas countryside and incredible sunsets, best viewed from the terrace. Only 20 minutes from downtown Austin. This is a great value option if y;all are looking love on a budget.
Sage Hill Inn and Spa is a half hour drive from Austin. This is a really lovely spot and is popular as a weekend romantic getaway for Austin couples. Rooms come with a 3 course dinner and breakfast included. And if you get the right room there’s even a spa bath with a fireplace next to it. It’s the first bathroom I’ve encountered with a fireplace in it.
What makes a Romantic Couples Hotel?
In short, hotel suites designed for sex. Luxurious, opulent rooms. Big bathrooms. Deep soaking tubs. Huge mirrors. Floor to ceiling windows. Private balconies. Room service. An enormous bed. Luxurious bathrobes. Swanky rooftop bars. Mood lighting.
Reasons to book a Romantic Weekend in Austin?
Spend some time away from the kids. Nothing helps keep the magic alive like time away from the kids being lovers instead of Mums and Dads for a day or two now and then will do your relationship a world of good.
Maybe you live with roommates? If so you’ll want to go somewhere where they don’t have to hear you having sex. So you can moan and scream as much as you like and no one you know will have to listen to it.
You need a change of scenery. The same person, the same position, in the same room can get a bit old. So get dressed up like you’re going to a wedding. Drink ridiculously expensive cocktails while groping each other in the hotel lounge bar. Then head up to your room and try to use ALL the furniture. Yes, even the writing desk and that sofa by the window. And don’t forget the balcony.
Perhaps you’re having an affair and need to take your lover somewhere you won’t be seen by anyone you know. Austin’s a great city for illicit romance.
The 10 sexiest hotel suites for couples in Austin
- The Archers Den – Archer Hotel Austin
- Lake View Spa King – Kimpton Hotel Van Zandt
- Presidential Suite – Four Seasons
- Town Lake Studio Suite – The Line
- Proper Penthouse Suite – Austin Proper Hotel
- Presidential Suite – W Austin
- About Last Night – Hotel Zaza
- Brazos Suite – The Driskill
- Presidential Suite with Balcony – Hyatt Regency
- Poolside King – Austin Motel